About

Crazy Useless is an independent directory of novelty and gag gift brands and makers.

It exists to give small, funny makers a place to be found next to each other instead of under marketplace clones.

We are not affiliated with any brand listed. We do own a rubber chicken.

How listings are gathered

• Every listing comes from a public source we can point to: the business's own website, an official brand locator, a public registry, or OpenStreetMap. The source is linked at the bottom of each listing.
• We never guess. If a phone number or address is not on the source, the field stays blank.
• Current coverage: 198 novelty brands in 0 states, plus online providers.
• Wrong or outdated? Use the Add a listing form to send a correction.