Crazy Useless

Archie McPhee

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Archie McPhee

Seattle's long-running purveyor of deliberately absurd novelties, from rubber chickens and tiny hands to bacon-scented everything and finger monsters. The catalogue leans hard on Bigfoot, crows, pickles, cats and axolotls, and much of it is designed in-house.

Preview of the business's website.

Services

  • Novelty gifts
  • Rubber chickens
  • Finger puppets
  • Bacon-themed gifts
  • Wholesale (Accoutrements)

Highlights

  • #weird
  • #seattle
  • #classic-novelty
  • #rubber-chicken

Source: Official website. Last checked 2026-11-11. Spot an error? Tell us.

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