Crazy Useless

Burnt Impressions

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Burnt Impressions

Makes the original selfie toaster, which burns your face into every slice, plus the Jesus toaster it first became known for. Custom plates are cut from a submitted photo.

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Services

  • Selfie toasters
  • Custom toaster plates
  • Novelty toasters

Highlights

  • #toaster
  • #custom
  • #selfie
  • #absurd

Source: Official website. Last checked 2026-11-11. Spot an error? Tell us.

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