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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Makes smart, funny gifts for people who like knowing things: finger puppets of historical figures, disappearing-civil-liberties mugs, and socks bearing dead philosophers. The jokes reward a liberal-arts education.

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Services

  • Finger puppets
  • Heat-change mugs
  • Socks
  • Magnets
  • Fridge poetry

Highlights

  • #literary
  • #history
  • #finger-puppets
  • #clever

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