Dicks By Mail

Online · Nationwide

Mails an anonymous bag of gummy penises with the message "EAT A BAG OF DICKS" printed on the packaging. It is the archetypal internet revenge gift, sold as a one-line joke delivered to someone else's mailbox.

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Services

Anonymous prank mail
Gummy candy gag
Custom notes

Highlights

#prank-mail
#anonymous
#adult-humor
#revenge-gift

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