Crazy Useless

Gag Gifts & Prank Mail

Brands built on the punchline: joke presents, prank-by-post services, sweary mugs and candles, novelty socks and the sort of thing that exists purely to be handed to someone across a table.

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Super Impulse

Desk Toys & Fidgets

Makes the World's Smallest line: fully functional miniature versions of famous toys and games, plus tiny licensed novelties. The gag is that the shrunken versions actually work.

superimpulse.com

Gears Out

Gag Gifts & Prank Mail

An American gag-gift brand producing its own funny presents: joke mugs, prank kits, rude candles and absurd novelty items designed to land as a punchline at a gift exchange.

gearsout.com

Outlaw Soaps

Indie Makers & Small Studios

Makes soap, lotion, lip balm and solid cologne scented like the Wild West: campfire, whiskey and, most famously, bacon. The gag is that the scents are genuinely well made.

outlawsoaps.com

Fizz Creations

Party Novelties

A UK gift and games developer producing licensed products and ready-to-go novelty gifting ranges, plus bespoke items for retailers. Strong on light-up and desk novelties.

fizzcreations.com

Ship Your Enemies Glitter

Gag Gifts & Prank Mail

The original glitter-bomb-by-post service, running since 2015. It mails an envelope engineered to spray glitter when opened, with an optional custom message and stickers.

shipyourenemiesglitter.com

Cuddle Clones

Gag Gifts & Prank Mail

Turns photos of your pet into a custom plush replica, along with slippers, socks and figurines in the same likeness. Results range from touching to genuinely unsettling.

cuddleclones.com

Odd Sox

Gag Gifts & Prank Mail

Makes loud printed socks along with underwear, hats, slippers and slides, mostly built around pop-culture and food prints. The pitch is maximum print for minimum money.

oddsox.com

Toxic Waste Candy

Gag Gifts & Prank Mail

Makes extreme sour candy sold in a hazard-drum tin, rated on a pucker meter, plus Slime Licker rollers and sour taffy. The whole brand is a dare in confectionery form.

toxicwastecandy.com

Malicious Women Co.

Indie Makers & Small Studios

A woman-owned candle company in Snohomish, Washington making hand-poured soy candles with bold, sweary labels. It sells retail, wholesale and custom-labelled batches.

maliciouswomenco.com

Witty Yeti

Gag Gifts & Prank Mail

Ships anonymous pranks to a target's door, including mail tubes, prank boxes, fake parking cards and sticker packs. Orders can be sent entirely without a return name.

wittyyeti.com

Cards Against Humanity

Party Novelties

The fill-in-the-blank party card game that describes itself as a game for horrible people, plus an ever-growing pile of expansion packs and deliberately ridiculous side projects. The company is known for stunts like selling literal boxes of bull excrement on Black Friday.

cardsagainsthumanity.com

Dicks By Mail

Gag Gifts & Prank Mail

Mails an anonymous bag of gummy penises with the message "EAT A BAG OF DICKS" printed on the packaging. It is the archetypal internet revenge gift, sold as a one-line joke delivered to someone else's mailbox.

dicksbymail.com

Find Me A Gift

Gag Gifts & Prank Mail

A UK gift retailer organised by occasion and recipient, with a deep novelty and personalised section alongside more conventional presents. It is a general gift shop that keeps a steady supply of silly items.

findmeagift.co.uk

Squatty Potty

Gag Gifts & Prank Mail

Maker of the original toilet stool, a footrest that changes your posture on the loo. The product is genuinely functional but the brand is famous for the unicorn-pooping-rainbow-ice-cream commercial that made it a gag-gift staple.

squattypotty.com

Joker Greeting

Gag Gifts & Prank Mail

Designs prank greeting cards that never stop: the musical card loops until the battery dies, and tearing it open releases glitter. The company also sells other engineered pranks alongside the cards.

jokergreeting.com

Boxer Gifts

Gag Gifts & Prank Mail

A UK creator of funny novelty gifts, homewares, games and books, designing its own ranges rather than reselling. Output is aimed at the impulse gift shelf.

boxergifts.com

Shitexpress

Gag Gifts & Prank Mail

A prank-mail service that ships a real bag of animal manure, anonymously, with a note of your choosing. Horse and elephant varieties are offered, and the company publishes a live feed of orders.

shitexpress.com

The Mysterious Package Company

Subscription Boxes

Creates immersive mail-based adventures delivered over weeks in a wooden crate, aimed at someone who has no idea it is coming. The experiences lean toward eerie and elaborate rather than funny.

mysteriouspackage.com

Bad Annie's / Sweary Goods

Gag Gifts & Prank Mail

A gift shop built around profanity-forward mugs, candles, cards and pins. The pitch is simple: unique gifts that will make the recipient laugh out loud.

swearygoods.com

TUSHY

Gag Gifts & Prank Mail

A bidet attachment company whose marketing is built almost entirely on cheerful poop jokes, which makes it a perennial gag-gift-that-is-actually-useful. Products clamp onto an existing toilet.

hellotushy.com

Unblushing

Indie Makers & Small Studios

Makes unapologetically rude greeting cards for birthdays, holidays and anything else, aimed squarely at people who are not easily offended. Everything is illustrated and printed by the studio.

unblushing.com

Sendaball

Gag Gifts & Prank Mail

Mails an inflated playground ball with your message written on it, no box required. The Shark Tank-featured greeting arrives as a bouncing surprise with postage stuck straight to the rubber.

sendaball.com

Whiskey River Soap Co.

Indie Makers & Small Studios

Makes soap, candles and bath products whose labels carry long, profane, extremely specific jokes. The product is decent; the label is the point.

whiskeyriversoapco.com

Foot Cardigan

Subscription Boxes

The original fun sock-of-the-month club, shipping a surprise pair of loud socks on a subscription since 2012 and featured on Shark Tank. More than a million pairs have gone out.

footcardigan.com

DUDE Wipes

Gag Gifts & Prank Mail

Flushable wipes marketed with relentless bathroom humour, started from an apartment and now assembled in the USA at enormous volume. The branding is the product's main novelty.

dudewipes.com

Burnt Impressions

Gag Gifts & Prank Mail

Makes the original selfie toaster, which burns your face into every slice, plus the Jesus toaster it first became known for. Custom plates are cut from a submitted photo.

burntimpressions.com

Poop Senders

Gag Gifts & Prank Mail

An anonymous prank-shipping outfit that sends a package of animal droppings to a recipient of your choice. Sizes and animal sources vary, and the sender's identity is kept off the parcel.

poopsenders.com